Why Computers Crash By Dr. Seuss
April 14th, 2008 by Chris von Nieda
Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data
is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s
hopeless and your syste m’s gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel to another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall……
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, ‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the
sucker’s gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk, and
the macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you’ll have
to flash the BIOS and you’ll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly
turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!
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April 15th, 2008 at 6:58 am
wow! this is great! man, you’ve got dr seuss down. lol thanks for the laugh. *-)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:40 am
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April 15th, 2008 at 7:48 am
thats one very funny stumble
April 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am
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Glad you all enjoyed my post! Best laugh I have had in a while. Thanks for stopping by!
- Chris
April 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
This is ancient. It’s been going around the internet for over a decade.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
If you understand what you’ve read this might seem absurd, but I really hate to say that you are definitely a nerd.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
ern: I can see why, it’s still very funny and very popular!
April 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
@Bill Bobaggins: Thanks for stopping by and leaving us your post, I commend on your quip and to you I offer this toast!
April 27th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
I fell back in love with Seuss recently as I my children are finally wanting to be put to bed with story. I even joined the dr seuss books club
Jesse
April 28th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Hi Jesse,
As we get older we realize just how special the Dr. Seuss stories were. Who hasn’t heard of “The Cat In The Hat”?
Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
- Chris
August 12th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Hahahah this post just made my day. I work in an IT department and I’m sending this to all my co-workers… **DUGG**
August 18th, 2008 at 11:29 am
thats why all computers should be compatible like macs, no viruses and they are easy for support!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:33 am
Ha ha, hilarious - I love computers and Dr. Seuss, lol!
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Wow you covered everything we need to know in a single post. LOLz Thank you Chris.
August 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
sweet. have you considered writing a full out book and selling it? I think it could become quite hot.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I have never seen such a poetic style of explaining of windows crashing. I enjoyed all that description.
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September 26th, 2008 at 2:59 am
“I have never seen such a poetic style of explaining of windows crashing. I enjoyed all that description”
Yep, lots better then a big, empty blue screen!
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 am
This is crazy, I loved the movie and the kids think he’s the best.
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